Bette Midler
Jacqueline Susann
Nathan Lane
Irving Mansfield
Stockard Channing
Florence Maybelle
David Hyde Pierce
Michael Hastings
John Cleese
Henry Marcus
John Larroquette
Maury Manning
Amanda Peet
Debbie
Dina Spybey-Waters
Bambi Madison
Paul Benedict
Prof. Brainiac
Jeff Ross
Shecky
David Costabile
Junior Editor
Frank Vincent
Aristotle Onassis
Ricky Mabe
Guy at 14
Christopher McDonald
Brad Bradburn
Robin Wilcock
Stage murderer
Terrence Labrosse
Radio Actor
Pauline Little
Leslie Barnett
William Hill
Passerby
Mal Z. Lawrence
Mort
Adam Heller
Howie
Ellen David
Sylvia
Dan Ziskie
Guy's Doctor
Anna Lobell
Receptionist
Brett Gillen
Man With Bicycle
Olga Merediz
Mrs. Ramirez
Jacklin Webb
Nurse
Clebert Ford
Claude
Sonia Benezra
Manicurist
Richard Litt
Buddy
Maurice Carlton
Orderly #1
Edward B. Goldstein
Eddie in Lindy's
Larry Block
Herbie
Jack Eagle
Waiter
Le Clanché du Rand
Lissy Hastings
Elizabeth Lawrence
Missy Hastings
Helen Stenborg
Aunt Abigail
John Cunningham
Nelson Hastings
Charles S. Doucet
Teamster
John Sanford Moore
Bob Shawcross
Richard McConomy
Harry Gladrey
Lisa Bronwyn Moore
Irma Gladrey
Steven McCarthy
Book Nook Clerk
James Villemaire
Jim Morrison
Karyn Quackenbush
TV Cook
Sam Street
Truman Capote
Andrew Bergman
Director
Paul Rudnick
Screenplay
Mark Gordon
Executive Producer
Ted Kurdyla
Executive Producer
Gary Levinsohn
Executive Producer
Mike Lobell
Producer
Barry Malkin
Editor
Gary Archer
Prosthetics
Burt Bacharach
Original Music Composer
Karl Walter Lindenlaub
Director of Photography
Adam Shankman
Choreographer
Michael Korda
Book
Alex Barder
Associate Producer
Cathy Schulman
Associate Producer
Rosina Bucci
Casting
Kathleen Chopin
Casting
John S. Lyons
Casting
Stuart Wurtzel
Production Design
Raymond Dupuis
Art Direction
Amy Burt
Set Decoration
Jean-François Campeau
Set Decoration
Susan C. MacQuarrie
Set Decoration
Julie Weiss
Costume Designer