Sam and Dave are living the boring life until they are beckoned to Sam's uncle's Island. When they get there (still not quite sure how that worked) they are compelled by beautiful women and a dastardly enemy of the Island. After accidentally convincing Sam's uncle to sign away rights to his island, they must somehow fix the problem.
Sam
Dave
Hemlock
Sonja
Alex
Rex Carver
Irv
Ida
Norm
Betty
Bob
Flash
Rob
Old Hermit
Young Hemlock
Chef / Bosun Jack
Gino
Dorky Man
Gus
Morgan Poundage #1
Morgan Poundage #2
Order Taker
Bus Boy
Young Rex
Hemlock's Assistant
Bag Lady
Mermaid
Mermaid
Female Rocker
Male Rocker
Big Breasted Lady
Lady Pirate
Terrorist
Doctor
Choking Woman
Hockey Player
Belly Dancer
Dread Zeppelin
Dread Zeppelin
Dread Zeppelin
Dread Zeppelin
Dread Zeppelin
Dread Zeppelin
Director
Casting
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Line Producer
Line Producer
Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Screenplay
Production Design
Story
Associate Producer
Editor
Screenplay
Producer
Original Music Composer
Producer
Costume Designer
Line Producer
Stunts
Stunt Coordinator
Second Assistant Director
Assistant Makeup Artist
Stunts
Production Coordinator
Second Second Assistant Director
Stunts
Stunts
Executive In Charge Of Production
Second Assistant Camera
Production Manager
Production Sound Mixer
Art Direction
Executive In Charge Of Production
Second Assistant Camera
Additional Editing
Special Effects
Additional Music
Set Decoration
Extras Casting
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Choreographer
Casting Assistant
Script Supervisor
Assistant Set Decoration
First Assistant Director
Boom Operator
First Assistant Camera
Still Photographer
Dialogue Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Boom Operator
Boom Operator
Set Costumer
Makeup Artist
Assistant Editor
Dialogue Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Dialogue Editor
Sound Designer
Steadicam Operator