Animated comedy set in Ebbw Vale’s worst takeaway.

Episode 1
On a typical quiet night at Ebbw Vale's worst curry house, a health inspection throws owner Basil into a panic. Meanwhile, Nick has an unexpected encounter with an old rival.

Episode 2
Rhys has a falling out with Connor, the hardest boy in school. Basil, Nick and Jub brainstorm ideas to drum up business for the Golden Cobra and compete with their rival Ernish.

Episode 3
Strapped for cash, Nick and Jub agree to deliver a package of unknown goods for shady business owner Martin Bastard, sending them on a spooky trip to Aberdare.

Episode 4
Mona and her friends join the school tough nuts Connor and Bighead for a game of truth or dare. Samita worries Mona is in over her head and getting involved with the wrong crowd.

Episode 5
Basil and Jub decide it's finally time to make a TV advert for the Golden Cobra. Samita worries about her daughter's new relationship with infamous school bully Connor.

Episode 6
Down in the dumps and riddled with guilt, a broken Nick reflects on his past and the devastating life-changing decision that led him to where he is now.

Episode 7
On a beautiful summer's day in Ebbw Vale, Nick finally steps up to the plate as his son Rhys suffers an injury too harrowing for this blurb.

Episode 8
Messiah of rugby Scott Quinnell blesses Ebbw Vale with his divine presence, bringing a heavenly warmth to the town. Basil sees his perfect opportunity for revenge.