Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.
Alan Smithee
James Edmunds
Dion Brothers
Leon Brothers
Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
Jackie Chan
Jerry Glover
Michelle Rafferty
Ann Glover
Myrna Smithee
Sam Rizzo
Gary Samuels
Sister II Lumumba
O.B. Ka-Nobee
Stagger Lee
Aloe Vera
Bill Bardo
Wayne Jackson
Attendant #1
Attendant #2
Sheila Kaslin
S.L.A.
Allessandra
Thelma Ginsky
Cousin Andrew
Photographer
Bonnie
Clyde
Big Lez
Black Policeman
Japanese Businessman
Japanese Businessman
Laker Fan
British Bartender
Robert Evans
Joe Eszterhas
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Self (uncredited)
Director
Writer
Director
Associate Producer
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Costume Designer
Production Designer
Editor
Original Music Composer
Script Supervisor
Executive Producer
Unit Production Manager
Stunt Coordinator
Producer
Set Decoration
Assistant Production Coordinator
Set Designer
Co-Producer
Art Direction
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Assistant Editor
Key Makeup Artist
Key Costumer
Assistant Costume Designer
Key Hair Stylist
Costume Supervisor
Hairstylist
Casting
Production Design