A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Michael Malone
General George S. Patton
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Angel of Death
Aziz
Mohammed
Josh
President George Washington
Todd Grosslight
Judge Clarence Henderson
George Mulrooney
Himself
Rastus Malone
Slave
Lab Technician
Ahmed
Neville Chamberlain
Lab Tech 2
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Speaker 1940's
Woman at Awards Party
Airport Security Guard 1
Hottie
Hottie
Lily
It's That Michael Malone!
Rehearsal Actress
Political Aide
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Entertainment Tonight Host
Becca/Kaleigh
Partygoer 2
Heather
Jane Wagstaffe
Molly Duncan
Reporter 1
Airport Passenger 1
Reporter 2
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Voice of Reason
Parent
Parent
Columbia Student '1968'
Columbia Student '1968'
Rehearsal Actor
Professor
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Young Michael Malone
Wounded Soldier
John F. Kennedy
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Celebrity 2
"Free History Term Papers"
Mussolini
Intern
Rosie O'Connell
Policeman 2
Girl Scout
Security Guard
Hippie 2
"Traitor!"
Singer
Teddo
Reporter on TV
Airport Security Guard 2
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Minister 2
Hitler
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Nun on Bus
Lab Tech 1
Boy Scout
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Trophy Girl
Girl at BBQ
Airport Passenger 2
Marty
Terrorist 2
Chaplain
Silvano
Afghan Prisoner 2
Accordion Player
Minister 1
Mose Malone
Terrorist on Bike
Subway Policeman
"Sailors!"
I'm Starved.
Patient in Line
Timmy / Atticus
Subway Terrorist
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Policeman (MSG) 1
Cuban Commander
Village Voter
Stagehand
Jimmy Carter
Tojo
Hippie 1
Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason
Cocktail Musician
Cocktail Musician
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Wedding Guest
Wedding Guest
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Plantation Singer
Columbia Student '1968'
Columbia Student '1968'
Columbia Student '1968'
Musician
Musician
Musician
Musician
Self
Casting
Costume Design
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Editor
Producer
Producer
Producer
Co-Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Writer
Executive Producer
Original Music Composer
Writer
Production Design
Art Direction
Executive Producer
Director of Photography
Director
Writer
Stunts
Stunts
Utility Stunts
Stunts