Onion News Empire
The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
David Bryant
Sam West
Jillian
Ed Musgrove
Helena Zweibel
Cameron Grey
Courtney Carter
Abigail
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Kip O'Rourke
Terrorist
Vivian
Archibald Zweibel
Father Zweibel
Kid
Old Lady
Producer
Kidnapper (uncredited)
Director
Creator
Writer
Writer
Creator
Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Line Producer
Music
Editor
Casting
Casting
Production Design
Set Decoration
Costume Design
Hair Department Head
Wigmaker
Art Department Coordinator
Property Master
Sound Mixer
CG Animator
Title Designer
Visual Effects
Visual Effects
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Producer
CG Supervisor
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects
Visual Effects Producer
Visual Effects
Video Assist Operator
Digital Effects Producer
Casting Associate
Costume Design
Key Costumer
Post-Production Manager
Editorial Production Assistant
Editorial Production Assistant
Location Manager
Location Manager
Production Office Assistant
Production Accountant
Script Coordinator
Script Supervisor
Production Coordinator
Set Production Assistant
Boom Operator
Production Coordinator