Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
John Viener
Alix
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Danny Smith
Waiter
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Chris Everett
Wife
Tara Strong
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Seth MacFarlane
Screenplay
Seth MacFarlane
Director
John Jacobs
Producer
Jeff Murrell
Gaffer
Seth MacFarlane
Story
Jason Clark
Producer
Alec Sulkin
Screenplay
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
E. David Cosier
Art Direction
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Tom Williams
Sound Mixer
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer
Mark Kamine
Co-Producer
Blair Clark
Visual Effects Supervisor
Scott Stuber
Producer
Mark Kamine
Unit Production Manager
Eric Heffron
First Assistant Director
Wellesley Wild
Screenplay
Avner Engel
Animation
Jimmy Almeida
Animation
Nicholas Tripodi
Animation
Trevor Hunter
Animation
Ian Mclaughlin
Stunts
Kristopher Medina
Stunts
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Sean Graham
Stunts
Eddie Yansick
Stunts
Spike Silver
Stunts
Amita Sahgal
Animation
Shaun Freeman
Animation
Steve Budd
Animation
Tom Gibbons
Animation
William R. Wright
Animation
Christel Pougeoise
Animation
Eddie Braun
Stunts
Crystal Dalman
Stunts
Jess Morris
Animation
Mickey Giacomazzi
Stunts
Aaron Clement
Animation
Daniel Leavitt
Stunts
Danny Southard
Animation
Larry White
Animation
Brandon Sebek
Stunts
Aaron Clement
Animation
Kevin Scott
Stunts
Ben Forster
Animation
Louis Jones
Animation
Neil Kennedy
Animation
Bryce Burke
Stunts
Phil Culotta
Stunts
Dana Reed
Stunts
Bill Young
Stunts
Andrea Castagnoli
Animation
Shane Hall
Animation
Andy Hass
Animation
Daniel Fotheringham
Animation
Loïc Miermont
Animation
Heath Pagram
Animation
Jill Brown
Stunts
David Good
Animation
Christopher Mullins
Animation
Mark Powers
Animation
Miles Southan
Animation
Brian Mendenhall
Animation
Scott Slater
Animation
Johnny Turco
Animation
Victoria Livingstone
Animation
Jonathan Lyons
Animation
Nathan Ross
Animation
Paul Marini
Stunts
Chris Carnes
Set Decoration
Murray Adler
Music Supervisor
Gregory W. Smith
Steadicam Operator
Claire Folger
Still Photographer
Jaimie Trueblood
Still Photographer
Stan Jones
Music Editor
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Jon Mone
Executive Producer
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Timothy Lewis
Set Dresser
Cleo Wang
Set Dresser
Anna Behlmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
John Pungitore
Set Dresser
Terry Porter
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Brittany Burke
Casting Associate
Pamela Kahn
Foley Artist
Ann Masterson
Makeup Department Head
Tracey Levy
Makeup Artist
Jimmy Duyon
Sound Mixer
Scott Rogers
Second Unit Director
Kenneth Sayers
Set Dresser
Bruce Barris
Sound Effects Editor
Michael Dressel
Foley Editor
Dean Minnerly
Foley Artist
Eric A. Norris
Sound Effects Editor
Elliott Koretz
Sound Supervisor
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Bryan Felty
Set Designer
Timothy Rowcroft
Set Dresser
Johnny Villanueva
Hair Department Head
Cheryl Daniels
Key Hair Stylist
Elliott Koretz
Sound Designer
Ryan Bradley
Animation
Jill Brown
Stunt Double
Regis Harrington
Stunts
Curt Schulkey
Dialogue Editor
Vanessa Lapato
Dialogue Editor
Ralph Osborn
Dialogue Editor
Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Choreographer
Q Fortier
Systems Administrators & Support
Jørgen Klubien
Storyboard Artist