Steve Martin
Larry
Charles Grodin
Warren
Judith Ivey
Iris
Steve Lawrence
Jack
Robyn Douglass
Danielle
Merv Griffin
Himself
Joyce Brothers
Herself
Candi Brough
Schneider Twin
Randi Brough
Schneider Twin
Julie Payne
Rental Agent
Madison Arnold
Lonely Cop
Roger Robinson
Greeting Card Supervisor
Dan P. Hannafin
Park Guard
Joan Sweeny
Girl in Blood Bank
Nicholas Mele
Maitre D'
Leon Jones
Traffic Cop
Richard Delmonte
Raul
Leslie Wing
Girl in Bar
Helen Verbit
Woman in Window
Kenneth O'Brien
Hold Up Man
Erika Hiller
Girl in Bank
Karyn Harrison
Couple in Bar
Hunt Block
Couple in Bar
Alan Leach
Bookstore Man
Ed Beheler
Jimmy Carter Look-Alike
Jerry Grayson
Man Who Gets Shot
Michael Greer
Counterman
Georges Saurel
Waiter
Erik Holland
Ship's Officer
Hugh Douglas
Narrator (voice)
Sarah Abrell
Bride
Ken Hixon
Guest in Church
Rance Howard
Minister
Billy James
Bridge Jumper #2
José Martínez
Gang Member
Jade Bari
Cabbie
Gloria Irizarry
Woman at Elevated
Beau Starr
2nd Cop
Dominic Barto
2nd Hold-Up Man
Charles DeVries
Ship's Maitre D'
Santos Morales
Janitor
Jolina Collins
Janitor
Lena Pousette
Frieda
Charlie Laiken
Man on Roof
Steve Hurwitz
Man on Roof
Hardy Rawls
Man on Roof
Doug Smith
Man on Roof
Tom Kubiak
Man on Roof
Joanne Hahn
Model at Party
Robina Suwol
Girl at Party
Stephanie Segal
Agent at Party
George Tyne
Director at Party
Tony Giorgio
Writer at Party
Eb Lottimer
Groom
Dan Moody
Spaceman
Badja Djola
Native
Richard Sarradet
Spaceman Lover
Susan Spilker
Spacewoman Lover
Matthew Faison
Lonely Guy
Martin Beck
Lonely Guy
Charles Bouvier
Lonely Guy
Leslie Bevis
Seven Deadly Sins
Lamya Derval
Seven Deadly Sins
Martina Finch
Seven Deadly Sins
Madonna Fowler
Seven Deadly Sins
Jenny Gago
Seven Deadly Sins
Margo Kelly
Seven Deadly Sins
Marie Laurin
Seven Deadly Sins
Loni Anderson
Herself (uncredited)
Paul Benedict
Dr. Zook (voice) (uncredited)
Ray Girardin
Bridge Jumper (uncredited)
Bob Harks
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Allan Kolman
Lonely Ship Passenger (uncredited)
Angel Ramirez Jr.
Gang Member (uncredited)
Mike Tremont
Single Man (uncredited)
Bruce Jay Friedman
Novel
Arthur Hiller
Director
Jerry Goldsmith
Original Music Composer
Victor J. Kemper
Director of Photography
Raja Gosnell
Editor
William Reynolds
Editor
Toni Howard
Casting
Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
James Dowell Vance
Production Design
Linda DeScenna
Set Decoration
Betsy Cox
Costume Design
Arthur Hiller
Producer
William E. McEuen
Executive Producer
Judy Gordon
Associate Producer
Del Armstrong
Makeup Artist
Judith A. Cory
Hairstylist
Bron Roylance
Makeup Artist
C.O. Erickson
Co-Executive Producer
Neil Simon
Adaptation
Ed. Weinberger
Screenplay
Stan Daniels
Screenplay
C.O. Erickson
Unit Production Manager
Jack Roe
First Assistant Director
Alan B. Curtiss
Second Assistant Director
Dorothy Wilde
Associate Producer
Sidney H. Greenwood
Property Master
Betty Chaplin
Script Supervisor
Albert Whitlock
Visual Effects
Larry Jost
Sound Mixer
Robert L. Hoyt
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
John J. Stephens
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Stanley H. Polinsky
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sam F. Shaw
Supervising Sound Effects Editor
Earl Gilbert
Gaffer
Gaylin P. Schultz
Key Grip
Robert G. Willard
Special Effects
Robert C. Thomas
Camera Operator
Alan R. Disler
Assistant Camera
Bill Roe
Assistant Camera
Richard Rosenberg
Location Manager
Bernie Schwartz
Dolly Grip
Ken Hall
Music Editor
Melissa Bretherton
Assistant Editor
Nan Dutton
Casting Associate
Ric Sagliani
Makeup Artist
Clint Althouse
Boom Operator
Donlee Jorgensen
Sound Effects Editor
Michael D. Wilhoit
Sound Effects Editor
John Stacy
Sound Effects Editor
Michael H. Ford
Sound Effects Editor
Bruce Stambler
Sound Effects Editor