

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Guru Pitka

Jane Bullard

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Darren Roanoke

Prudence

Dick Pants

Coach Punch Cherkov

Rajneesh

Jay Kell

Trent Lueders

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Kanye West

Young Pitka

Cinnabon Cashier

EMT

Frat Guy

Bar Patron

Himself

Lillian Roanoke

Sickly Nerd

Dancer

Nerd

Female Reporter

Assistant Coach

Deepak Early 20's

Indian Man

Young Deepak

Referee

EMT

Biker

Uncle Jack

Goal Post Judge

11-Year-Old Girl

11-Year-Old Girl

Sanjay

DJ

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Children's Church Choir

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Group Dancer

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Group Dancer

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Producer

Screenplay

Director

Screenplay

Executive Producer

Producer

Director of Photography

Executive Producer

Editor

Original Music Composer

Production Design

Editor

Editor

Music Supervisor

Costume Design

Set Decoration

Property Master

Assistant Production Coordinator

Unit Publicist

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Foley Artist

Set Designer

Production Supervisor

Assistant Costume Designer

Key Hair Stylist

Co-Producer

Associate Producer

Art Direction

Visual Effects Supervisor

Executive Producer

Stunt Coordinator

Associate Producer

Video Assist Operator

Makeup Artist

Hairstylist

Hairstylist

Unit Production Manager

Stunt Coordinator

Property Buyer

Assistant Costume Designer

Makeup Designer

Casting

Second Assistant Director

Art Department Coordinator

Third Assistant Director

Script Supervisor

Choreographer

Production Accountant

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Foley Artist

Music Editor

Concept Artist

Digital Intermediate Producer

"A" Camera Operator

Boom Operator

Key Makeup Artist

Dialogue Editor

Digital Colorist

Supervising Art Director

First Assistant "A" Camera

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

Casting Associate

First Assistant "B" Camera

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Post Production Supervisor

Property Master

Storyboard Artist

Graphic Designer

Digital Intermediate Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Foley Supervisor

Transportation Coordinator

Transportation Captain

Visual Effects Supervisor

Boom Operator

Makeup Artist

Production Coordinator

Still Photographer

ADR Supervisor

Music Editor

Seamstress

Makeup Artist

Sound Designer

Sound Effects Editor

Second Unit Director of Photography

First Assistant Director

"B" Camera Operator

Sound Mixer

Special Effects Coordinator

Dialect Coach

Music Editor

Visual Effects Producer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Sound Editor

Scenic Artist

Supervising Sound Editor

Storyboard Artist

Construction Coordinator

Steadicam Operator

First Assistant Editor

Assistant Location Manager

Hairstylist

Foley Mixer

Post Production Coordinator

Music Editor

Chief Lighting Technician

Location Manager

First Assistant Sound Editor

Second Unit Director

Casting

Production Intern

Assistant Director