Vic De Salvo
Francine Kester
Parker Braithwaite
Mrs. Sweeney
Colonel
Goody DeSalvo
Cap'n Andy
Benny Bentson
Frank Friedlander
Wes Vandergelder
Al
Sal
TV Director
Tony
Skip Imperali
Richie DeSalvo
Bruno
Ken
Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
Teresa
Wendy
Tamara
Bambi
Stacy
Army Archerd
Paisan Receptionist
Vic's Tailor
Nunzo
Francine's Mother
Le Boeuf Maitre D'
Opera Singer
Todd Sweeney
Woodrow T. Brown
Mr. Foley
Network Spokesman
WACked Out Recruit
Le Boeuf Woman
MBC Guard
Julie
Sid
Car Attendant
Teamster Sailor
Car Attendant
Network Receptionist
Warm-Up Comic
Dean
Network Rep #1
Network Rep #2
Cop #1
Cop #2
Mr. Johnson
Dawn Patrol
HOT BODS
HOT BODS
Computron Investigator
Steve
Mike
Alan Alda (uncredited)
Associate Producer
Producer
Associate Producer
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Editor
Editor
Casting
Production Design
Set Decoration
Costume Design
Makeup Department Head
Hairstylist
Makeup Artist
Director
Writer
Writer
