SEC Roll Call

Week 3

The SEC cracked open the suggestion box this week, and the results were pure chaos. Mississippi State took home the largest margin of victory while Alabama nearly lost their minds at the sound of the Vandy foghorn. Georgia was barking after their victory over Tennessee, and South Carolina was busy sneaking in their usual inappropriate jokes. Texas couldn’t stop throwing trash, Oklahoma was serving up brisket burns, and Texas A&M shocked the conference. Auburn confirmed the foghorn is a real problem, Ole Miss asked for more heart meds, and Florida ate their way through the vending machine while LSU keeps counting their interceptions. Arkansas reminded everyone how much heartbreak defines a Hog, Missouri complained about the heat, and Kentucky has coaching issues. Still.